Rice up against hunger Lifes good. So is my blog.

Yo, what if I don’t want the priest at my wedding to say “you may kiss your bride.” What if I want to kiss that fucker? Why isn’t it ever “you may kiss your groom”?

If you post your ice bucket challenge video on Tumblr, you need slapped

unseelieangel:

if you’re ever really sad you should probably go look at cake wrecks. your life won’t improve or anything but you’ll probably be too busy trying to decide why the word “ultrasound” is suddenly so funny to you to remember why you were sad, at least for a little while

chilled:

50 shades of pissed off

dirkstridergothisheadinthegame:

nitrogen:

(18+)

why is this 18+? are these stairs leading to porn? is there a pair of ghosts fucking on the steps that you can only see once you turn 18? am i going to be arrested for reblogging this when im only 17? who knows

dirkstridergothisheadinthegame:

nitrogen:

(18+)

why is this 18+? are these stairs leading to porn? is there a pair of ghosts fucking on the steps that you can only see once you turn 18? am i going to be arrested for reblogging this when im only 17? who knows

pochamarama:

"You think she’s cute? Have you tried telling her?"

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Yes

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EPSON Perfection V700/V750

avatarskorra:

jessica lange is hotter than me and she’s 64

fuck-y0u-and-y0ur-lies:

#Newyorkbest #Redvelvet #Shake.

fuck-y0u-and-y0ur-lies:

#Newyorkbest #Redvelvet #Shake.

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude